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Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.
Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.
Taped by AnctRome September 8, 2013
taped by spy September 11, 2003
"Man, i'm so taped. This is great."
"Can we get some tape tonight?"
taped by Bobbie Sharol February 12, 2007
that's taped bro
taped by pope tree June 3, 2022

taped up 

Kidnapping a person and having them bound with a form of tape i.e duct tape, packaging tape.
Roz: Yo that dude is loaded, I dunno what he's doin around here.

C-Lo: He's gonna fuck around and get taped up.

Roz: Yeah, we could get some serious paper off his pops.

C-Lo: No doubt.
taped up by Got it for the Low March 2, 2009

taped dick 

What all hockey players do
#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick
taped dick by Johnathhon October 6, 2013