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The priest and the rabbi 

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

burn the priest 

The previous name of the Thrash metal band Lamb of God. They changed their name after the owner of an LA auditorium refused to let them play.
burn the priest by JACK! December 27, 2005

Bribing the Priest 

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.
"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

That's what the priest said. 

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."

Said the alter boy to the priest 

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

preaching to the priest 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .
daanish said " preaching to the priest "and arham had to be a bitch about it !