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on short by catdaddy420.69 August 22, 2017
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National Stomp on Short People Day
October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
*stomps on his short friend*
National Stomp on Short People Day by thlying October 22, 2020
Pitching on short rest
"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"
"Dude! You getting it in?"
"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."
"Dude! You getting it in?"
"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."
Pitching on short rest by DeeAps October 17, 2013
national stop hate on short people day
national stop hate on short people day by stophateonshortpeople October 7, 2022
The smartest kid on the short bus
A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015
keep on a short leash
keep on a short leash by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011
short on the gate
Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.
short on the gate by joesarmy October 2, 2015