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baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

plum smugglers 

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)
A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.
plum smugglers by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

plum satchel 

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.
plum satchel by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

plum sack 

I like it when you suck my plum sack.
plum sack by JDB83 June 8, 2016

plum sucker 

Simply - one who likes to teabag.
My ex-girlfriend Jen wasnt great at giving head but she was a hell of a plum sucker.
plum sucker by Colster69 January 14, 2009

Plum Smuggler 

Plum smuggling is the male version of camel toe. Therefore a plum smuggler is a guy who has male camel toe.
Jim Dangle from Reno 911! is a plum smuggler.
Plum Smuggler by Kranston July 8, 2005