milner

Someone who does not understand the common slang vocabulary of youths and popular culture. They consider that which they do not know to be 'new fangled vocabulary.' Usually a teacher or parent.

Teacher: Was she drunk in my class?
Student: Crossfaded I'm sure.
Teacher: I'm not familiar with the term?
Student: You're such a milner.

milner by Banana Slugs June 1, 2009

milner

The mark left on a pair of men's boxer shorts from the last drop of urine that never seems to shake loose.

My boyfriend always returns from the bathroom with a milner on his boxer shorts.

milner by Jaylie September 7, 2008

Milner

One of the tiny little rolled up bits of toilet paper you find stuck to the hairs round your arsehole many hours after wiping your bum

What the fuck is that stuck to my arse hair?

Oh fuck me, it's a milner

Milner by Skys the Limit March 26, 2013

Milner

One who possess that which others covet. Shine brightly. I luminous. Leader of men. Stoic, exemplar.

To be bested without seeming to pose a challenge. Easily overcome." Say it looks like you were up against the Milner"

Milner by M. A. Ryan March 21, 2023

Milner

Milner is a bearded homeless person, who can grow a beard every 3 hours. Soccer fernatic touching themselves every time Ranaldo takes off his shirt and shows his stomach flab. Most likely a Homosexual.Being attacked by sycopathic red heads called Rush.

Look at that Milner over ther being beaten by a Rush, while having a wank over Renaldo.

Milner by DANIEL GIBBONS July 18, 2006

Milner

An ambiguous word used to describe something which is either:

* unusual
* normal
* bad
* good
* "safe"

Often used in conjunction with "well" - "well Milner" - to create a superlative.

"Man that shit's well Milner!"
"Holy macaroons! That James geezer is well Milner!"

Milner by L - Dawg July 21, 2008

Milner

To be the most appropriate person in a party until you drink too much then people all love you

Oh god. Andrew has so milnered now. He's being so much fun

Milner by Joebligg May 20, 2018