Fustard 

The combination of Fucking + Bastard

Man you are the biggest FUSTARD!

Fustard by BoredFilo June 19, 2006

Fustard cream 

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

Fustard cream by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 27, 2007

fuktard 

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011

fuktard 

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

fuctard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

funtard 

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

funtard by Soapeh July 20, 2006