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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken 

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

Thot dots 

The dots that girls paint on their face before attending a high school football game. Often painted on around the eyes in the shape that resembles half of an infinity sign.
“Hey do you have any paint? I need to touch up on my thot dots.”
Thot dots by Ursuchafuckinghoe October 9, 2018

The Dots 

When texting/instant messaging with another person usually a girl and the sender sends a message thats either perverted or a message that the reciever of the message does not agree with religiously, morally, or thinks is just plain gross and in return replies with a number of periods.
John: (Do you swallow?)

Jessica: (...)

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Jacob: what happened bro?

John: she gave me the dots man.
The Dots by B0N6W4T3R December 31, 2011

Dippin' Dots 

Dippin' Dots are tiny beads of ice cream. They are said to be "the worlds coldest ice cream" due to the fact that they are kept frozen at -40 degrees.

There are multiple flavors:
Banana Slpit, Chocolate, Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Cookies and Cream, Bubble Gum, Java Delight, Cotton Candy, Peanut Butter, and Strawberry.

Dippin' Dots are often found in amusement parks, stadiums, malls, and fairs.

When dippin' dots are left to melt in the sun, they leave an unforgettable odor; it's very nasty.

Motto:
Ice cream of the future!

Note: they are often overpriced. (8 dollars for 8 oz)
Rich: I could use some ice cream.
Chris: Let's go get some dippin' dots!
Rich: But i only have 4 dollars.
Chris: that's ok, you can get a 3 oz cup!
Dippin' Dots by g-diggity September 8, 2008

dippin' dots 

When you're really stoned, it's the only thing that is real to you.
Everything else is a dream, but you - you are my dippin' dots.
dippin' dots by Slovakle May 31, 2011

Dippin' Dots 

First created in 1987 and fine tuned during 1988 by microbiologist Curt Jones, it is ice cream's recipe cryogenically flash frozen into BBs and kept at -45 degrees fahrenheit to keep its consistency. It is because of the subzero storage requirements that you can only find Dippin' Dots at amusement parks, novelty franchises, special events or in special vending machines.
Some people will find their tongue turns numb when they first try Dippin' Dots.
Dippin' Dots by AMAZING JENN June 11, 2006