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The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.

The Dizzy Gillespie

When you blow into someone's asshole until you create enough air pressure to shoot a turd back into your mouth.
"So my girlfriend wanted me to try somethin new last night - The Dizzy Gillespie. That's black love!"

"I choked on Dizzy Gillespie!"

"Oh, HELL to tha naw!" - Whitney Houston

G dash to the Dizzy 

Hebrew-gangsta spelling of the word G-d (God).
Guy #1: "Oh shit, a seven-headed, ten-horned dragon just knocked a third of our galaxy's stars out of the sky. Now 67 billion balls of burning hydrogen, each 100x larger than our little planet, are plummeting to earth! What do we do?!!
Guy #2 "Don't worry; G dash to the Dizzy is on it!

Bangin on the dizzy 

To be 'banging/ knocking on the door'.
6:50 a.m., I'll be "bangin on the dizzy".

I "bang dizzys" all day.

Shizzle the dizzle dat ain't fo real

Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real

The Drizzy Drizzle 

A popular slang term for oral sex, particularly used when said oral sex was especially pleasurable to give or receive
You: "Yo I just linked with Becky you know she gave me that drizzy drizzle."
Friend who is oblivious to the definition of The Drizzy Drizzle: "The what."
You: "It means head."
Friend: "Oh."
The Drizzy Drizzle by princefancams November 10, 2020