dirty lan 

Dirty Lan is when you have sex with someone who is wearing dirty clothes.

Bro we did the Dirty Lan yesterday. Her clothes were so nasty!

dirty lan by Lanček May 5, 2020

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.

Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.

Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Lance 

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance

Dirty Lance by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

Dirty Landscaper by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Dirty Landen 

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.

It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.

Dirty Landen by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

Dirty Landscaper by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007