A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic forkin the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
A woman breasts - specifically when referring to the type, style, size or quirkiness of her breasts. Usually used in a positive way to define "the girls" in question.
Her boobage was such that it couldn't be tamed even with an industrial strength Fredrick's of Hollywood bra.
or
What little boobage she had was choice.
or
My boobage is just going to rebel against the buttons on this blouse!