Poopy Water Balls 

To have poop and water get on your balls

I can't stand when I go to the bathroom and end up with poopy water balls.

Poopy Water Balls by Skot216 May 29, 2019

water balls 

when a man's penis shrinks and balls rise when you are in the water for a long time

Ed: Man, I was swimming in the ocean for a few hours!
Jay: haha you must have had water balls

water balls by fareason July 8, 2010

Water Balls 

Performed by gay people. The two men get in the 69 position and insert each other balls into the others mouth, thus performing 69 but with balls.

" My balls are all wet, My boyfriend and i did that Water Balls position"

Water Balls by Michael Xia June 18, 2006

balls in water 

when your ballsack is soooo droopy that when you sit down to take a shit your balls are in the water

Mom, call the doctor I got balls in water

balls in water by Phil Colins July 2, 2009

Balls Hit the Water 

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

Balls Hit the Water by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls 

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023

Mexican Ball-Water 

When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”

Mexican Ball-Water by xtiju April 24, 2021