the apache

You are about to go down on a chick who is on the rag. Before you dive in you dip your finger in her snatch use ger blood to draw war paint on your face and then you raise one hand in the air and use your other to make a native war call.

Veronica made me go down on her while she was on the rag. So to get psyched I gave her the apache. She was so turned on.

the apache by Jerbear83 June 11, 2006

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The Apache Chief

Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.

Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.

The Apache Chief by TheBirdmanAnderson January 16, 2010

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The Apache spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“

The Apache spulunki by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023

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The Apache Spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”

The Apache Spulunki by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023

The oppressed apache

The Oppressed Apache: The act in which ones bunghole is pounded so hard that it cries a single tear for its people after the senseless beatings and hostilities have ceased.

Sorry babe I gave you the oppressed apache last night. I just really was into it ballsdeep Alabama hot pocket Cleveland steamer

The oppressed apache by The Oppressed Apache June 12, 2015

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theadache

A headache so bad that you just want to throw up.

I had such a theadache yesterday... I had to go home early.

theadache by AKHAN!!! May 23, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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