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Bob went coolidge at his boss when he was passed over for the promotion and the swat team had to be called in.
Coolidge effect
Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
Coolidge effect by Kenny July 30, 2008
Coolidge chain
Based on the Coolidge Effect where men or women exhibit sexual interest whenever a new partner is introduced. The Coolidge chain refers to the prior partners someone has had due to complying to the Coolidge Effect.
"Hey, did you see Sarah?"
- "Yeah, she is part of Brad's Coolidge chain. Afterward, Brad managed to get Ashley in his Coolidge chain."
- "Yeah, she is part of Brad's Coolidge chain. Afterward, Brad managed to get Ashley in his Coolidge chain."
Coolidge chain by Ottilie February 25, 2022
Coolidge-level training
An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.
I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!
Coolidge-level training by QuacksO December 6, 2017
Coolidge feet
Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.
Coolidge feet by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023