Spak 

A spastic, someone who acts like a fuckin retard

Spak by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

Spak 

Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.

Person: Hey, you want to spak?

You: No, I still have scares from the last time!

Person: Come on, please?

You: Well, I am hungry

Spak by BallseyJones February 22, 2010

spak 

shitting in a shack made of bacon and shoving ramen noodles up your ass crack while taking a dump and then going to taco bell and eating the entire menu and then going to a wooden shack and shit all of it on a glass table and then take the ramen noodle from earlier and mix those with the sit to create a "spak"

hey i shoved nutella and frosted flakes in my ass it reminds me of spak

spak by spakshitter22244455 April 7, 2019

Spak 

A term used in yorkshire to describe someone that's being an raging retard. (Can also be said spakka or spakky)

Tom: THE FOOK ARE YOU DOING YA SPAKKA
Dick: NO YOUR THE SPAK
Harry:YOUR BOTH SPAKKY SHUT UPPP!!

Spak by MYBROTHERISLOGAN June 16, 2018

Spak 

1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human

man, you are a fuckin' SPAK

Spak by Dev_knows May 18, 2006

spak 

Slang for a spastic, originated from the leet version of Spastic.

Tony Blair is such a spak.

spak by Muhammed Rashib July 2, 2004

Spak 

Slang term for the fluid the anus produces after a long period of anal sex

Sarah: God tony rammed me so hard that I was leaking spak all day.
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass

Spak by Flipblipadipdip May 19, 2020