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senioritus 

Senioritus is a medical condition experienced by all individuals between the ages 17 and 18. Around this time in the individual's maturing, they simply fuck their physics homework, and cross their fingers hoping graduation comes before their grades plummet.
Andrew was infected with senioritus shortly after winter break in the course of his senior year, and stopped showing up to class. He was quoted, "School is for squares!" Prior to infection, he had straight A's
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Senioritus 

Senioritis: (noun) A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Jim contracted Senioritus in the second semester of his senior year.
Senioritus by Senior 11 April 9, 2011

senioritus 

When a senior of a school gets sick of their school and the people in it.
I've been here too long.. i'm getting senioritus

Senioritus 

When the students of the senior class think they are all superior to the entire world and dont want to do any work cuz it doesnt matter, theyre graduating soon anyway.
Tyler has senioritus because he thinks he is oh so cool and doesnt feel like doing any work because he is going to be out of here soon enough.
Senioritus by Skelator101 August 20, 2010

Senioritis

A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.

symptoms include:
- laziness

- lack of motivation

- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)

- feeling of hopelessness

- thoughts of giving up

- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not

- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything

- panic feeling

The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.
teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm

senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis
Senioritis by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015

senioritis

senioritis sucks
senioritis by wieubweiuf September 13, 2011

senioritis sufferers anonymous 

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.
Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.