droopie

the combination of drinker and poopie; the greasy, disgusting poo which usually follows a long night of drinking

you can tell how much i drank last night, because my droopie left some nasty streaks in the toilet bowl

droopie by Ben Pittenger January 12, 2006

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droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

droopie goldberg by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

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Snoopy Droopers

Snoopy Droopers are boobs that are so saggy that they look like Snoopys nose. Long, and droopy!
I heard the word on Love Line a few weeks ago, a drunk guy was slurring nonsense and Snoopy Droopers came out in all the nonsensical crap he was saying.

OMG look at her boobs they are soooooo saggy she must have Snoopy Droopers!

Snoopy Droopers by Dark Sapphire February 13, 2013

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hairy drooper

A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.

She's a fine hairy drooper that one...

hairy drooper by Gripping journey January 23, 2018