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gooberette

the female version of "goober". when a girl is funny or gives her boyfriend 21 hard ons in one day. also when one wants to throw her boyfriend in with rhinos for kicks and giggles. when a girl laughs uncontrolably for no reason. if a girl is dating a goober. when a girl gets excited with the thought of seeing her boyfriend in four days. sexual arousement between two people (boyfriend and girlfriend). cute funny girl. a short girl.
Mary is a gooberette after she just touched her boyfriends crouch and cute butt and kissed him in the middle of the street.
gooberette by marns May 11, 2006
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Gooberette

One goober that identifies as a female species.
She is a gooberette.
Gooberette by Gooberette.1 January 24, 2021

Old Gooberette

An Old Gooberette is a female individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Bitch
She's such an old bitch. Hey that's what happens when your an Old Gooberette.
Old Gooberette by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Goobette 

Female version of goober, a nickname, a term of endearment,
Love you, goodnight goobette!
Goobette by Jessica19877 April 14, 2011

Goobernater 

A person who that is a dork that will also be quick to poke fun of other people while claiming to be amazing...but the entire time is a dork.
Watch the movie the Jerk, that guy is a goobernater
Goobernater by Trebeck August 24, 2010

Gooderestest

You are the Gooderestest gamer in the world my friend.
Gooderestest by Unreal_Camo August 5, 2023