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roflstick 

Just another word on the end of rofl which may actually mean something in "leet speak"
"roflstick, that guy got owned"
"Let me slap you with my roflstick"
roflstick by Mattish May 9, 2006

roflbrick 

A brick that can be thrown physically or mentally at a person to make this other person laugh.
Person #1: Why aren't you laughing at my jokes?
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA
roflbrick by denandershaw July 16, 2011

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes
1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?
realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

ROFLTICKETS 

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!
ROFLTICKETS by kerbinator December 19, 2005

roflstiltskin 

1. A crack against the roflchopper and lollerskates.

2. Used derogotively as a way to say somethings funny, but the person doing it is not the reason why.

3. Any event in which someone who has been verbally abused, causes laughter and glee in onlookers.
"Roflstiltskin Batman! The Jokers choking on the Todd Rod. What happens when he gets the Todd Wad?"

"Jimmy is a roflstiltskin of a man..."
"rolling on floor laughing, scaring the cat"
a suffix to the good ol' Rofl
A:'rofl!'
B:'roflstc!'
roflstc by Gees6335 September 10, 2006