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gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.
Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

The Red Ape Family 

A stupid fucking animated TV show with NFTs as characters.
person 1: Have you seen The Red Ape Family?
person 2: I made sure to screenshot every frame of that awful shit, and I even right clicked and saved it.

The Idaho Walker Family

A large Mormon family that doesn’t understand what birth control is.
Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings

The Family Circus

The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.
Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
The Family Circus by latin guy March 20, 2005

The Niggar Family 

A skit from the Chappelle's show that involves a white family with the last name of "Niggar"
He sure has those Niggar lips.(only Chappelle's show watchers understand.
The Niggar Family by Nikki January 9, 2005

The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a gc on Twitter consisting of idiots that don't believe in bagged milk. But they are nice so you still have to love them.
The Clown Family are so nice but bagged milk is superior