ficing 

The art of going to the corner of Berkeley St and St James Ave in Boston and indulging in $2, 21 oz PBR's

SASSTO: Hey Dunny, you ficing tonight?
DUNNY: Oh yeah I can't wait to get hammered off of 10 bucks!
KIRTAN: Yitadee!

ficing by Kirtan April 18, 2008

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Fixing good 

The menacing rival of breaking bad.

Bob: "I loved breaking bad bro"
Jerald: "Fixing good is better retard."

Fixing good by meatdestroyerbot900 September 16, 2021

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

filing cabinet by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

Fixing to 

It means you are about to do something, or more accurately you are doing something now that will lead to you doing the thing that you are fixin' to do. Fixing = preparation

Others here have the pronunciation wrong, when spoken it sounds like one word: "fixina" which led to it's child word finna
In the South we like to run our words together, it's too hot to pronounce every letter.

Texan: "I'm fixing to go unload my pickup cuz it's full of junk and I've gotta go get cokes for the party."
Translation: I am in the process of preparing to go begin unloading the miscellaneous items from the back of my truck because I must go purchase beverages for the party.

Fixing to by chubbypunny September 29, 2015

Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.

My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.

Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

fixing shit 

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

fixing shit by Vebb May 20, 2016