Skip to main content
Pelvis Pinnochio and Nutsac Ned had a very VIOLENT rivalry
Pelvis Pinocchio was a powerful being. He was the god of many children (including the ones in his basement). He used his power to command an army of nine-year-olds to murder his arch-nemesis; Nutsack Ned. Nutsack Ned was his main competitor for the lord of the testicles title. Pelvis Pinocchio and Nutsack Ned met back in “their day”(they’re boomers😤). They competed in normal things such as ‘how many children can you abduct in one night?’ and ‘how many credit card numbers💳 can you get from 7-year-olds in exactly 69 minutes?’ But then, it got more serious. Their rivalry was over REAL MINECRAFT FORTNITE V-BUCK DIAMONDS. This is when they went from friends to bitter enemies. Pelvis Pinocchio was the first to make a Chris and Ms.Henderson fan fiction, but he didn’t have the popularity yet, and Nutsack Ned STOLE the idea and made that bling bling🤑 off of it. Pelvis Pinocchio was done with being oppressed by the upper class, so he pulled a funny fortnite dance🕺 and blew up Nutsack Ned’s house. But Nutsack Ned wouldn’t go out without a fight😤 and murdered Pelvis Pinocchio’s father. When their story was in the news, a rivalry as bad as Logan Paul vs Jake Paul began. They went back and forth until Pelvis Pinocchio just decided to get an atomic bomb and end it all.
Pelvis by Will suck for $20 March 22, 2020
ah yes my pelvis is swolen
Pelvis by fardpussy March 21, 2022

Pelvis Grinder 

A particularly large, manly, or muscular woman; who, in a sexual encounter, would likely rock your world to the point of causing you bodily harm.
Did you see the chick with the motorcycle that Frank got with? She was a real pelvis grinder, probably broke his junk right off.
Pelvis Grinder by Jdub45 June 12, 2015

Pelvis thrusting 

The act which a male may partake of violently thrusting his pelvis back and forth as a means of travel. This is usually done towards a person you are travelling towards in order to make it really awkward for the other person.
"Omg that guy is Pelvis thrusting towards me again"

Pelvis slapping 

Me and this girl were pelvis slapping in my room last night.
Pelvis slapping by vi guy February 27, 2011

Pelvis Wave 

A special dance in which one will thrust pelvis from side to side in an attemply erotic fashion, while chanting,"Do the pelvis wave!" Sadly this dance may trigger the disease Malloritis within some people.
Shall we do the Pelvis Wave now?
Pelvis Wave by CyborgTm March 28, 2007