A Conrad 

A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.

After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.

A Conrad by BagSlayer September 30, 2020

A Conrad 

Cappuccino and Amaretto after dinner drink

I would like a Conrad after this delicious meal.

A Conrad by CraftyMomof4 July 17, 2022

Pulling a Conrad 

When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.

James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.

Pulling a Conrad by eatmyDICtion March 6, 2015

to pull a conrad 

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

to pull a conrad by Captainpankek May 27, 2016