fishy dick

When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.

Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.

fishy dick by Thirdleg_neD April 12, 2017

Dick Fishy 

when one has sex with a vagina that smells more of tuna then fresh

After sex with that hooker, she gave me a case of the Dick Fishy.

Dick Fishy by Tone Smiff June 22, 2011

Fish Dick 

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

Fish Dick by jenkinsz April 9, 2009

fish dick 

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

fish dick by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

fish dick 

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

fish dick by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

Fish Dick 

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.

"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."

Fish Dick by nyquilcoma July 5, 2012

Fish Dick 

When a man is with a women who intimidates him and as he tries to have sex with her his penis goes limp and flaps around like a fish on land.

Yo, you hear what happened to Adam yesterday while he was wit that bad chick?

Yea yo, I heard he got some fish dick.

Fish Dick by FishmanFive May 9, 2007