dictotamy 

(n): A very undesirable situation

A video of Melanie getting a golden shower pops up on xHamster
Melanie: This sure is a dictotamy

dictotamy by wallydwallace May 12, 2018

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

fat or pregnant dichotomy by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn

I go on urban Dictonary every daz

Urban Dictonary by whatsapseudonym58 January 11, 2019

College Graduate Dichotomy 

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

College Graduate Dichotomy by collegegrad January 8, 2011

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.

YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!

urban dictonary by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

False dichotomy 

Two ideas presented as the exclusive set of options when more options exist.

“‘Stay faithful, or stay single’ is what I always say.”
“False dichotomy, dude—what if you’re poly?”

False dichotomy by zzach64 October 12, 2018