DRTFA 

Accronym for "Didn't Read the Fucking Article"

Look Snowflake, don't blame me bitch, I DRTFA. But I still know the President is a douchebag.
or
DRTFA -- But look the title is: 'The "Ass-Slapping was Never Done in an Inappropriate Manner.'

DRTFA by kevlar51 September 24, 2005

drfas 

(1) a moron, idiot, dimwit, or doufas (2) an exclamation for someone performs an act that a moron, idiot, dimwit, or doufas would perform.

Also pronounced Dr. Fas for extreme acts of idiocy.

Student #1: The Cleveland Browns are a good football team.
Student #2: You are a drfas.

Person #1: I made a poopy in my pants.
Pesron #2: DRFAS!

drfas by Dr. Fas May 26, 2009

drufa 

created mistakenly by a local women in Cypress, Texas. Drufa is a mix of herbs and spices with a couple of native plants. The exact blend and components are considered a secret. Drufa can be dried and smoked, used as a spice in food amongst many other uses. Drufa is completely legal as all ingredients are legal. To date drufa has not made it's way out of Cypress but is talked about on many Cypress facebook pages. It is rumored that the "buzz" from drufa only seems to calm and relax the body, drufa also does not seem to be addictive.

Karen made this new batch of drufa and Ken enhanced it.

People quietly are making money of that NS290 drufa but Rick and Jeff rule the market.

Tonia decided that drufa was cheap than vodka.

drufa by Belly_Fat May 22, 2014

Dirtface

Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throws dirt all over their face.

Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.

Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.

Dirtface by Diaper8 January 12, 2018

dtfan 

down to fuck all night.

boy: dtfan?
girl: no.

dtfan by Kristenxx October 17, 2008

DTFATW 

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.

"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."

"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."

DTFATW by quignugget January 13, 2010

dtfa 

abbreviation for
"Down to fuck around"

not as severe as dtf

also another way to say horny :)

She was dtfa, and he didn't mind.

dtfa by hottiepants mcgee April 19, 2008