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Clitney Spears

Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.

Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
Clitney Spears by Timpunk667788554 January 25, 2009
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Noun: The pleasant, tickling sensation a woman gets when she sits in a car that is driving over the rumble strip on highways. From the words, 'clitoris' and 'tickles'
Earny was driving his friend, Joanna, home from the mall. Distracted, he drove off the highway slightly and onto the rumble strip. Joanna felt pleasant vibrations on her clitoris: "Earny! You gave me clitles!!"
clitles by Battle the forest January 22, 2014

clitless 

it's an adjective to describe a slutty article of clothing that reveals quite a bit of skin... it's a hyperbole based on "crotchless"
your mom left her leopard skin clitless catsuit at my house last night.

your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts

clitfest 

A sexual encounter involving two (2) or more women.
Dude, did you catch a glimpse of Lisa & Jennifer in the clitfest at the keg party last night?
clitfest by Cody2006 September 3, 2006

clitness 

The name you call a female version of cocksucker face
clitness by Eric D-bay January 14, 2017

clintesque 

Someone who has no body shape, or is shaped similar to the character Fry from Futurama
Is that guy Fry from Futurama? No, but he is awfully clintesque
clintesque by DaveK May 18, 2006