Captain Poo 

A person who has surpassed the rank of poo private, and poo sergeant, AND poo colonel. This person chooses who poops where and when...and how

Sean is getting a call from Captain Poo

Captain Poo by PokéSean August 14, 2008

Captain Poopypants 

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

Captain Poopypants by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Captain Poop Dick 

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

Captain Poop Dick by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

Captain Poopshoot 

A comeback to any gay joke that you are the butt of
Also, for people who are really dicks, assholes, or really stupid.

Shut up Captain Poopshoot, you ass-packing anal pirate who likes to shove his treasure in everyone's south seas, likes to swab the poop deck, and go Arggggghh matey

Captain Poopshoot by LIke you care August 2, 2006

Captain Pooding 

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

Captain Pooding by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Captaincook cunt 

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

Captaincook cunt by pud69 December 20, 2010