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Person A: You suck!
Person B: No you.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No you by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 10, 2020
No you, Also known as No U.

Dumbest comeback known to man, YET most effective.

It reflects Teh PWNAGE (Look that up) back to the sender.
Bob: Yo Tom, you Teh Small Cox, HAHA!
Tom: No you.
Bob: Aw..
No you by Purpoh March 27, 2009
Steffen: "You are"
Jack: "No you"
Steffen: "Well known it's you"
Jack: "Actually I'm pretty sure Nathan is"
Steffen: "Well known"
No you by SCHNEEEEEEEEEE November 8, 2019
This is the greatest comeback to ever say to someone. If in an argument and someone says “Your mom’s gay,” you can simply say “No you” and they will die on the spot.
Bully: Your mom’s gay!
Me: No you.

Bully: *dies
No you by J Orgasm May 5, 2018
Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief
Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you
no you by Deine Mutte August 11, 2008