The Oatmeal 

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.

Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?

The Oatmeal by Flying Asian January 1, 2012

the oatmeal code 

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

the oatmeal code by joe725 April 28, 2007

shit in the oatmeal 

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

shit in the oatmeal by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Knuckle Bumping the Oatmeal 

When you fist a loose bitch with a yeast infection.

Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.

Knuckle Bumping the Oatmeal by Kiril Ishikawa May 25, 2015

Holding the oatmeal 

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)

Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.

Holding the oatmeal by Someone odd July 6, 2019

that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs 

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.

What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A

that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs by a dumb donkey August 16, 2021

what the fuck is oatmeal 

a shitpost and a meme

I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

what the fuck is oatmeal by #Noodle October 19, 2023