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cabbagepoo 

when someone contracts a stinker and a reeky oder of cabbage emits and offen cabbige contracted itselft therefore knows as cabbagepoo
man1:hey have can u smell that soggy cabbage

man2:i think jessica humphrey has done a cabbagepoo it hum dings
cabbagepoo by stinkyporkpie February 5, 2022

cabbagemobile 

generally a fairly old, often poorly kept car that has the lingering odor of rotted produce (cabbage). even more appropriatley a green car of said description tin can pile of crap on wheels mobile junk yard
wheeww!! shannon's mom's car is a total cabbagemobile

Cabbageilism 

(noun) The effects of increased social media consumption (via a smartphone) resulting in the numbing of cognitive awareness, and a decreased IQ, resulting in = Cabbageilism
His supervisor reports that his phone is constantly in his hands, and is distracting him from his job, his decisions are slow and awareness fleeting - he may be suffering from cabbageilism.
Cabbageilism by Write Sniper December 11, 2021

Cabbagefingitus 

Ewwww look he has cabbagefingitus
Cabbagefingitus by Iammega October 3, 2019

Cabbageton 

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.
You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"
Cabbageton by Steveo214 February 19, 2008

cabbagetology 

The religion based on irritating other religions that have silly customs that don't mean / do anything. also devoted to having fun in silly ways
used in a sentence, that guy is a follower of cabbagetology, why? cause he just questioned Jesus' ability to walk on water with holes in his feet