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floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer 

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!
To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
wanded by MaximumBob February 4, 2009

floppy wanded dementor buggerer 

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.
That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

Wandoodley 

The excessive floppage of limbs as a direct result of limbs growing out of proportions.
"During adolescence, your limbs can get all Wandoodley"
Wandoodley by Biin June 4, 2018

Wandoodely 

The excessive floppage of limbs as a direct result of limbs growing out of proportions.
"During adolescence, your limbs can get all Wandoodely"
Wandoodely by Biin June 4, 2018

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026