Trench Coats 

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Trench Coats 

comfortable and warm coats that have many uses when you think about it. i was once stranded and was forced to use mine as a blanket. The pockets may be used for many things, i suggest you always have a book, a power bar, and a can of mountain dew. these coats were given bad names by the columbine killers, when in fact one of them had never previously worn one. almost always worn by every single kick ass character to ever be seen in any video game, movie, or anime.

Sephiroth, Dante, Alucard, The Crow, Neo, you get the picture

Trench Coats by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 14, 2004

Trench Coats 

Very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. It's differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. This makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.

Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.

Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.

"What the hell is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet I can't wear fucking trench coats in school, you shit-headed assholes?"
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.

Trench Coats by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 29, 2007

Trench Coats 

An incredibly comfortable and warm coat that reaches down near the ankles, thus making the person look badass and more sophisticated than the next person. Nobody wears them because they aren't "street" enough (you can't skateboard in them...big deal).

I love my trenchcoat

Trench Coats by ...hellno February 19, 2004

Trench Coats 

the thing that school shooters and Eugenes wear

me:runnn!

Eugene: whats wrong im just wearing my good old Trench Coat

police officer:tackle him

Eugene:whyyy!!??

Officer:everyone knows that school shooters wears trench coats

Trench Coats by i dont know a name to use May 8, 2017

Trench Coats 

Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.

The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat

Trench Coats by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

trench coats 

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

trench coats by Morbidia June 5, 2005