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bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.
girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloating 

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
bloating by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

Motion Blotion

To receive fellatio whilst driving a vehicle.
She gave me a motion blotion on the way to the party last night.

bloatmonger 

A very large person, someone who eats a lot.
Put down that pie bloatmonger, you've had enough already!
bloatmonger by Ithin October 7, 2004

blowtion 

a massive "explosion" caused by a very satisfying blowjob
"dude i got the best blowtion last night from ur girlfriend"
blowtion by twinsy! May 28, 2009