The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016

Get merch

Wtta

in text it means what to talk about

So wtta?
*So what to talk about?*

Wtta by |Tinyy|♥ January 23, 2011

Get merch

wattagwan

Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".

"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"

wattagwan by Shopie February 25, 2008

Get merch

Wyattastic

1. When an episode of 24 turns out to have no action, just a bunch of filler. This usually occurs early in the season when useless subplots are being hashed out, as if anyone cares.

2. Based on the fact that when a certain contributor at a site called blogs4bauer participates in a liveblog of an episode of 24, the episode usually sucks...bad.

"Wow, tonight's episode was Wyattastic!"

"Dana Walsh is a moron and this episode is so Wyattastic"
"Looks like we have another Wyattastic episode, unless Jack Bauer pulls another knife out of his belly"

Wyattastic by Blogs4Bauer March 2, 2010

Get merch

Shuffle