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nightstanding 

Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement.

Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.

Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. (Sylvio) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. (Dwayne) Wait a minute, don’t you mean Nightstanding?”
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nightshading 

The action of becoming gay when before you were straight, It doesnt have to be for a specific reason its just the act of becoming gay when you used to be straight
"Yo dude did you hear about how that guy is nightshading?"
"I did I'm glad he finally found himself."
nightshading by herolevi October 23, 2020
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nightshading 

The action of becoming gay when before you were straight.
"Yo dude did you hear about how that guy is nightshading?"
"I did im glad he finally found himself.
nightshading by herolevi October 23, 2020

nightstalling 

Verb. Trying to stay up as late as possible, even though you have nothing to do.
-You look horrible
-I was nightstalling yesterdAY
nightstalling by JimmityJam August 18, 2015

nightshading 

A dude named Gabriel who is really bipolar
did you here about Benjamin he doing a nightshading right as we speak!
nightshading by goreshit October 26, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026