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Tective Man 

Rainy capach u chew my window so dry put me in da back da car at da station from dat point on me reach my destination in the destination reaching outta East Detention
Aidan stop becoming a tective man. Just stop no one axed u
Tective Man by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021
Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason
"Man i wanna be a Tectone"
Tectone by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022
When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.
gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

Tectonic Shit 

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017

Tectonic Meat Slippage 

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.
"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"
Tectoned by Tenney519 May 18, 2021