microfin 

some stuff in the gillette razors that make them the shat!!!!!!!

microfins are on the gillette fusion.

the microfins on my razer make it better than steven's.

microfin by the hella bored guy March 3, 2008

micromind

A mind so astoundingly tiny that it is almost imperceptible.

Suffering from a clear case of micromind, the Moron in Chief is willing to tweetily pontificate on many topics.

micromind by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

Microdingophobia 

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

microminiatureazation 

It a stupid, fucking, 23 letter word that is useless. Why the fuck would you search this up you fucking retard. You must either be a savage or a bitch to be reading this so good job.

I don’t know how the fuck to put microminiatureazation in a sentence you idiot.

microminiatureazation by Dick Chodeson January 31, 2019

microfibrophia 

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

microfibrophia by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

microfibrichalosinophobia 

A completely fake word to be used when one wants to humiliate a pantomath .

Student: “Sir, do you know the meaning of microfibrichalosinophobia”

Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”

microfibrichalosinophobia by Lillyyyyyyy November 6, 2018

Microfiche 

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.

1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."

Microfiche by TabGuy February 25, 2010