SMFPO
Shitting my fucking pants off
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Smfpp
An acronym for the phrase "Shake my fuckin' PP." Used as a more severe substitute of "Smh," for when it's just not enough to express the sheer disappointment you feel at the target.
Guy: Yo, did you hook up with her or no?
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.
Smfpp by Micaiah Spice Latte November 4, 2018
smapoyb
Send Me A Pic OF Your Boobs! can be used to ask a girl to dew that when you dont feel like typing it out or sounding to desperate.
smapoyb by pinecones6669 December 26, 2010
smapoyd
smapoyd by DenaBromley December 29, 2007
smfho
Shake my f***ing head OFF! Being so frustrated with something that the act of shaking ones head actually seperates the head from the body.
smfho by RussianKooter December 19, 2017
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sfpos
sfpos;
stupid fucking piece of shit.
- noun
1. an object, quantity, entity, or creature, that is stupid, fucking, and shitty.
2. some object that is not specifically or literally stupid, fucking, or shitty, but is otherwise objectionable or irritating.
stupid fucking piece of shit.
- noun
1. an object, quantity, entity, or creature, that is stupid, fucking, and shitty.
2. some object that is not specifically or literally stupid, fucking, or shitty, but is otherwise objectionable or irritating.
My sfpos car didn't start today. I had to miss work.
I am neither made of, nor covered in shit, engaged in copulation at this time, nor have a below average IQ. Therefore I am not a sfpos.
I am neither made of, nor covered in shit, engaged in copulation at this time, nor have a below average IQ. Therefore I am not a sfpos.