The Horsley 

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.

Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?

The Horsley by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016

ride the horsey 

A sexual act where the women is on top and rides the horsey (aka stud).

The man says "I have been on top for 15 minutes. If I lay on my back will you crawl on top and ride the horsey?"

ride the horsey by SAgent October 16, 2005

The Horsey ride 

This was originated by lacrosse players but can be used in any sport with a stick, or just a stick and not in a sport, if ur angry at someone i guess. U ride ur lacrosse stick like a horse and jump into the air next to someone. U pull the stick high into the air and crack it down on the team tool next to u. Variations to this technique have been established, such as running up and hitting the kid in the back of the helmet, or the classic 360 horse. guarantied many laughs

We really disliked this one kid who had gay green mesh on his stick and looked like a mexican, but his parents are white as snow, so we made sure we did the horsey ride to him quite often

The Horsey ride by MendelBomb September 23, 2006

hanky the horsey 

A person dedicated to being a no life horsey

Wow that person is a hanky the horsey.

hanky the horsey by Jordan lopez-Ariah April 22, 2018

The Housley 

Flipping your iPhone around, setting it to “.5” to get the perfect wide shot selfie.

This selfie is gonna be tough, better pull the Housley.

The Housley by anonymous March 27, 2024

Horsey The Horse 

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.

Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse

Horsey The Horse by Pamthebear March 1, 2025

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve 

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve by Nion_YT January 4, 2024