ipogi 

funny sound used by crazy people when they are angry.a very cool sound which is very hard to master and requires years and years of practice. some are born with the talent while others must spend years of training.

mark: guess what
crazy person: what?
mark: CHICKEN BUTT! HAHA
crazy person: ipogi!
mark: wow thats a cool sound. i wish i could do it. can you teach me?
crazy person: ahh. ooga booga ipogi.
mark: i take that as a no...

ipogi by aktghalkhfksd March 8, 2008

iPodilation 

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

iPodilation by GM75 February 3, 2010

IOGIYC 

An acronym for “It’s Only Gay If You Cum”

It’s totally OK for two bro’s to bang each other, just as long as you don’t cum... because IOGIYC (It’s Only Gay If You Cum).

IOGIYC by The Braylon Bunch May 25, 2018

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) 

Someone who is unable to control the volume or tempo of their voice.

girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) by the real Mr. Sampson December 26, 2009

Ipodian 

1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.

2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.

1. Walked on the bus today and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes

2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?

Ipodian by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

ilogizomechanophobia 

Fear of the internet

Heightened internet exposure has shown in some cases to increase symptoms of ilogizomechanophobia, which include: breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.

You are not the only one to suffer from this phobia. Most sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.

There is no way out.

ilogizomechanophobia by conglomerate February 1, 2009

Ipodiot

Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.

The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.

Ipodiot by bburgis November 13, 2009