Berkmas 

An international holiday where friends gather to watch the golden age arc of Berserk.

Tod - "Hey man, ready for Berkmas tonight?"
Stug - "Heck yeah man, Berkmas is the best!"

Berkmas by JoshhB April 6, 2021

Mr. Berkaslan

The meme master of the fourth dimension, will not hesitate to destroy with facts and awesomeness. A fellow brethren, committed wizard who spends his days helping the younglings. All around a pretty cool dude.

Goblin Student: Hey did you hear, Mr. Berkaslan actually cares about the well being of his students.

Mr. Berkaslan by gangsterr.a October 31, 2018

Lance Berkman 

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

Lance Berkman by David T. W. May 21, 2008

berkmar boy 

a boy that goes to berkmar high school. the lowest of the low. they are very cocky and annoying and have the biggest egos.

I know you did not settle for a berkmar boy

berkmar boy by galover September 19, 2020

Mr. Berkaslan

A real swell guy who has a Phd. in memes and physics. They make bad Dad jokes that their students pretend to laugh at to spare his feelings. Uses his knowledge of slang to destroy unruly students in a calm and orderly fashion. Knows all them good Netflix series and the nostalgic movies. 10/10 A good teacher.

"Man did you see our supply, he's such a meme star"
"Yeah man he's a real Mr. Berkaslan"

Mr. Berkaslan by deerblossom333 November 2, 2018

Bersmashsic...

Beer piss

Oh man... that guy... just took... a long bersmashic...

Bersmashsic... by BSD December 1, 2003

beckmaster 

mad dave's best-est mate in the whole world.

'beck have you seen your mate'
'are these your/did you drop this?'

beckmaster by bob April 7, 2004