sampi 

The thug!

Everyone is a gangster until Sampi shows up!

sampi by veera123 January 25, 2020

Sampi Male 

A male who has unreasonable and inexplicable luck in all situations. Wins every game no matter what. Wins slots jackpots with one try.

You should go to Vegas with Chris, he’s a Sampi Male.

Sampi Male by WaukeshaPlap November 5, 2021

Sampi Male 

Jesus of Nazareth.

Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a definition for Sampi Male.

Sampi Male by Andy307 January 9, 2022

Sampi Male 

A Sampi Male is a Male who strives to be the Best by being the Worst.

Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male on Urban Dictionary.

Sampi Male by Andy307 January 9, 2022

Sampi Male 

A Sampi Male is a Male who thinks he's cool by submitting a definition for Sampi Male, strives to be unpredictable by being predictable and thinks he's the best by being the most miserable person in the world.

Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male that was never approved.

Sampi Male by Andy307 January 9, 2022

SAMIDOT 

Short for Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst; the greatest rap song of all time

"That guy is bawling his eyes out, he must be listening to SAMIDOT."

SAMIDOT by crip killa 7615 April 27, 2021

Sami Efron 

Online disorder notable for extremely narcissistic, unfunny, morally dubious, disgusting, and most of a serial-pederast.

Person A : Hey why have you been explaining the lore of Neon Genesis to 14 year olds for the past 4 hours?

Person B : Oh sorry I had a bad case of Sami Efron.

Sami Efron by RYVERGATE January 21, 2023