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Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

that's great 

Inherently sarcastic comment, indicating that the person you are responding to should stop speaking.

(early 80s, Northern California)

Synonym: Voot!
A: Well, you know I feel very strongly about how the...

B: that's great.
that's great by Squid Faced Tony December 3, 2004

Hey, that's great 

What people say when they couldn't care less about what you just said.
Person man: I really like ___________ !
Triangle man: Hey, that's great.

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

that's great!

TAS1: "Check it out man; this is my new sign for cool (making a weird hand signal)"
TAS2: "Uhhh... that's great!"
that's great! by Will L June 22, 2005

yay that's great

Someone who is very happy with life. They love oven grease and won't take no for an answer. They are very open to new opportunities and ideas.
Person: Yay that's great
Other dude: Your mom
Person: Yay that's great