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Flip Phone Pervert 

Anyone who secretly uses their mobile phone to take pictures or video of people in public places.
Man #1- Hey asshole, you recording my girlfriend doing beer bongs and passing out drunk? I'm going to kick your ass, you Flip Phone Pervert.

Man #2- If your girlfriend wasn't making such a whore out of herself I wouldn't be doing it. Anyway, a concert parking lot isn't then best place to expect privacy.
Flip Phone Pervert by joeh1995 June 19, 2011

phonetervention 

When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.
*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*

Phoneperone 

Pronounced "phone-per-own" A person you call when walking in an unfamiliar, dangerous, or scary place. The effect is that as long as you are on the phone with this person you are "safe"
"My wife calls me on her way out of class, I'm her phoneperone."
Phoneperone by Evan Horne September 29, 2007