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Gus Johnson 

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.
"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011

Gus Johnson 

A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the new Gus Johnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
Gus Johnson by NOYOUYEAHYOU January 11, 2019

Law of Gus Johnson

The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.

gusjohnson 

Darryl Dawkins gusjohnsoned two backboards.
gusjohnson by matt December 9, 2004