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pick a flap and fuck it 

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

Flapitarian 

I am a flapitarian so I can eat chicken
Flapitarian by evastoilet January 9, 2022

Tomcus Flapiticus 

The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.
The Tomcus Flapiticus is truly incredible