What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.
The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.