A sad freak (Often Ginger and often called Rob) who is so
out of touch with reality that they call themselves "So popular" when in fact the only reason people talk to them is because they have the same allure to normal folk as those
fascinated with
rubbernecking over the gore to be seen at a fatal car accident on the opposite carriageway.
Rob never requests friends on Facebook because he thinks he is so popular yet secretly cannot
understand why people always request his
friendship, even though he is ginger and has a
wonky eye