Shlerm 

When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.

Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*

Shlerm by 49about January 20, 2021

shlerm 

Take a drag from a colleague's cigarette.

She took a shlerm from my smoke.

shlerm by PaPaPhreaky December 30, 2004

Shlerm 

The act of not being functional the day after a night out. One is shlerming all day when their body hurts, they don’t care that they look like shit and are prepared to drink a whole pedialtye. It is common for one to grab pho to recover while shlerming.

Dude, last night was crazy. Good thing I don’t have work today so I can just shlerm

Shlerm by wookfairy September 14, 2021

shmerm 

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

shlemo 

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney 

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Tom Sherman Special 

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.

1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

Tom Sherman Special by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014