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Cashies are odd jobs, or positions where when you fulfill the work required, you get cash in hand. Simple as that. The term is derived from The Big Lez Show, an Australian cartoon series.
Cashies by wordfondler101 August 20, 2018
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Lead Cashier
What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
Cashier
The person that makes 8 bucks an hour and is forced to deal with hundreds of rude customers everyday that treat cashier like trash.
Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.
Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.
Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
Cashier by AwesomeCashier August 20, 2011
cashier from get a snack at 4am
cashier from get a snack at 4am by cashier>>>>!??!?!? January 22, 2022
cashist
1) A person or institution whose primary concern is making money, or 2) a person or institution who discriminates against certain people based on the amount of cash they own or make (their class).
"This machine fills cashists," a play on folk guitarist Woody Guthrie's famous saying "this machine kills fascists."
cashist by Tiberius Gracchus January 16, 2008
cashie
cashie by SteveForde March 2, 2008