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1. a girl. (SHMOOOPA)
2. she makes up imaginary boyfriends, and friends.
3. she's the sexiest bitch on the planet (so she says!)
4. INDIAAA
5. crazy.

6. she goes "clubbing" (if by clubbing, she means partying in her shower)
7. "intellectual"
8. there is only ONE shmoopa.
(Indian girl with glasses passing by) "look over there, its SHMOOOPA!"

a typical shmoopan phrase, "LEAVE ME ALONNNEEE!" (insert white mans voice!) or "do you want me to call you "michael angelo" or a fucking bitch?"
Shmoopa by SHMOOPAlover128 October 17, 2011
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So like when you… when you have to poop but(t)like no cuz your like why does that feel kinda good.
Steven: Bro I gotta shmoopa rn
Stephen: What’s that?
Steven: So like when you… when you have to poop but(t)like no cuz your like why does that feel kinda good.
Shmoopa by DoomyMoomy February 27, 2022
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Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.
You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006
name for genetalia that is neither a penis or a vagina.
Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas must of had shroopas
shroopa by AaronPG January 10, 2008
A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009
A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.
"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"
Shmoopy by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003